Reviews

THE SEX ADDICT Review: There’s A Reason Sex Rhymes With Rex

March 17, 2017 // 0 Comments

It’s not often I review a film with a budget less than $100 million, let alone a film as inexpensive as The Sex Addict. Any self-respecting film fan knows there is no correlation between budget and quality. Transformers films are among the most expensive of Blockbusters, but they’re terrible. Clerks had a micro-budget and remains one of the best comedies ever made. Story, dialogue, ...READ ON!

SUICIDE SQUAD Review: Is DC Even Trying?

August 5, 2016 // 0 Comments

I’m tired of giving DC movies poor reviews, I really am. I’m not a Marvel Fanboy, I believe in both teams. It is true I have more favorite Marvel characters than DC and like Marvel Studios’ movies better, but I have read far more DC books; all the essential Batman graphic novels (Year One, Dark Knight Returns & sequels & prequel, Long Halloween‘s family of books, ...READ ON!

STAR TREK BEYOND Review: The Final Frontier Pushes Back

July 21, 2016 // 0 Comments

This year I’ve had to review some stinkers (Hardcore Henry, X-Men: Apocalypse, Independence Day: Resurgence), a bunch of mediocre films (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows, Ghostbusters, Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice, The BFG), three good movies (Central Intelligence, Green Room, Keanu), and a great movie (Captain America: Civil War). Yet, none of these had me as excited to ...READ ON!

GHOSTBUSTERS (2016) Review: Bustin’ Makes Me Feel… Okay… I Guess

July 14, 2016 // 1 Comment

It’s hard for me to determine how much I liked the new Ghostbusters. I did like it, don’t get me wrong, but I’m not sure how much of my enjoyment came from the new product versus how much was Nostalgia driven. Not that there is anything wrong with counting Nostalgia as a factor when reviewing films based off classic franchises from my childhood. Jurassic World’s extreme Nostalgia factor ...READ ON!

THE BFG Review: Old School Spielberg with New School Tech… and Fart Jokes

June 30, 2016 // 1 Comment

Though I may have outgrown it, The BFG proves that my favorite director, Steven Spielberg, still has that magic that very few directors bring to their “Kid’s Movies.” While not as enduring and endearing as E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (wow, Spielberg loves his acronyms), a film I still enjoy as an adult, that “Spielberg Magic & Wonderment” is back, after being absent in his last ...READ ON!

INDEPENDENCE DAY: RESURGENCE Review: Nostalgia Gets You Nowhere

June 24, 2016 // 2 Comments

Independence Day: Resurgence proves that delayed sequels can’t rely on Nostalgia alone. It’s as if the filmmakers watched Jurassic World and drew the conclusion that its success was a result of pure repetition. Sure, Jurassic World shared a lot in common with it’s over twenty year old predecessor, 1993’s Jurassic Park, but it also brought something new to the table; upping the ante with a ...READ ON!

CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE Review: A Little Hart and a Big Johnson Go a Long Way

June 16, 2016 // 1 Comment

Central Intelligence follows the long tradition of “Buddy Cop” movies, pulling off humor, action, and a mismatched pair of heroes who must learn to work together. It pairs this formula with a Mission: Impossible style “Spy on the Run” plot; the film’s biggest weakness. While the plot doesn’t always click, Dwayne (formally “The Rock”) Johnson and Kevin Hart certainly do, with ...READ ON!

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: OUT OF THE SHADOWS Review: Turtle Power!

June 3, 2016 // 2 Comments

I am shocked, shocked I tell you (shell-shocked)! I never thought I’d write this, but Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows is… good! Not great, but good! Unlike the 1st film, this sequel has lost all of its Michael Bay/Transformers sensibilities and production design in favor of a film that feels like a direct adaptation of the Animated Series from the 90s!I watched 2014’s ...READ ON!

X-MEN APOCALYPSE Review: Why Can’t They All Be Like DEADPOOL?

May 27, 2016 // 2 Comments

Only MILD SPOILERS  ahead. There’s nothing here that you couldn’t surmise from the trailer. Even as a huge Comic Book Movie Fan who has Marvel leanings, X-Men is one of those franchises I’ve never really cared for. X-2  is fine, I do really like First Class, but Days of Future Past and The Wolverine are simply okay. The 1st X-Men ages terribly, while  X-Men 3: The Last Stand and X-Men: ...READ ON!

CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR Review: The Avengers, Fully Realized

May 5, 2016 // 3 Comments

Believe the hype. Captain America: Civil War delivers every “Holy Shit!” moment you were hoping for in an Avengers movie. And this is a Captain America film (mostly)! There will be NO SPOILERS in this review; no exact plot points, no surprises ruined, no twists revealed, no characters’ greatest moments exposed. Just the broad strokes here, kiddies, because I want you to enjoy ...READ ON!

GREEN ROOM Review: Bloody Fun With Patrick Stewart

April 28, 2016 // 1 Comment

Green Room is not my genre. I don’t see many horror movies, especially not ones that pit teens against “Back Woodsy”killers ( I love Kevin Smith, yet was unable to finish watching Red State, which has a similar premise to Green Room). But, like with Saw (which I finally saw: Har-de-har-har) the genre I usually avoid is elevated by intelligent writing and great casting that ...READ ON!

KEANU Review: Classic Key & Peele With Some Kitten Filler

April 26, 2016 // 3 Comments

Keanu arrives in theaters Thursday starring Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele, from the Comedy Central Sketch Show, Key and Peele. Though the movie is written by Jordan Peele and Alex Rubens, not Keegan-Micheal Key, and is directed by Peter Atencio, it truly feels like the first “Key and Peele Movie.” The show Key and Peele was perhaps the most cinematic looking sketch show ever ...READ ON!

HARDCORE HENRY Review: Mankind Is Not Ready For A “First Person Movie”

April 6, 2016 // 2 Comments

NO Spoilers past the 1st Act here! Safe for all to read! To quote Chris Pratt from Jurassic World, Hardcore Henry proves that “First Person” style feature films are “probably not a good idea.” Not that the style doesn’t work in small doses. The trailer was incredibly effective, for a moment convincing me that an entirely 1st Person Movie could be consistently entertaining (I think ...READ ON!

Batffleck Soars and Visuals Are King In Uneven BATMAN V SUPERMAN

March 25, 2016 // 4 Comments

Note: This is a Spoiler Free! Review of Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice. If it wasn’t in the trailer (a disappointingly large amount was) or the 1st act, I won’t reference anything too directly. There are so many universe building moments and DC Easter Eggs for a Geek to pour over that I will likely cover in a follow up discussion full of spoilers in the coming days. How many ...READ ON!

SPECTRE Review: D. Craig Finally Goes Full 007, But Film Can’t Live Up To Namesake or SKYFALL

November 5, 2015 // 2 Comments

SPECTRE is a mixed bag; not as well crafted as Casino Royale or Skyfall, but less muddled than Quantum of Solace. There be SPOILERS ahead, so read with extreme caution. On the one hand, Daniel Craig’s 007 has finally fully blossomed into the more traditional James Bond we know and love. He is less “Blunt Instrument” and more charming and suave like his predecessors, still not ...READ ON!

The Best Movies of Summer 2015: PART II – No. 3, 2 & 1!

October 7, 2015 // 1 Comment

After much soul searching, I can finally finish the list of my 6 Favorite Movies of the Summer that kept on giving. And giving. And giving! Read Part I, where I cover my 6th through 4th favorite movies now if you missed it. First, I must make a clarification; on the first part of my list, I stated that I’m trying to balance quality and enjoyment level when ranking the best films of Summer ...READ ON!

The 6 Best Films of Summer 2015: PART I – No. 6, 5 & 4

September 20, 2015 // 2 Comments

We did it! We survived one of the highest grossing summers on record due mostly to Universal Studios hits like Jurassic World, Minions, and Straight Outta Compton. Not that Disney doesn’t deserve credit for Avengers: Age of Ultron, Inside Out, and Ant-Man. But this list isn’t about the money grossed, it’s about the quality of films we watched. What were the 6 best films of ...READ ON!

JURASSIC WORLD Review: This Ain’t Your Childhood’s JURASSIC PARK (But that can be a good thing!)

June 11, 2015 // 3 Comments

Perhaps writer/director Colin Trevorrow put it best in a recent article: Jurassic World‘s very story is a commentary on its existence. Universal Execs wanted to revive their 2nd biggest film franchise (it used to be #1 but has been bested by the sheer number of Fast & Furious films); they wanted Jurassic Park again, only bigger, scarier, more action packed. So, Trevorrow made a film ...READ ON!